Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Government Minister Job Review


Position:                    Government Minister

Experience:  
Experience is not necessary to be appointed to head a government ministry. Also, prior involvement in corruption or under-performance in a previous government position will not deter appointment to a ministerial position. Emphasis in appointment is given to a close association with the prime minister rather than experience.


Duties:
  • Rely on the knowledge of experienced staff and consultants to carry out daily duties.
  •  Feed of  the expertise of experienced staff and consultants to negotiate for loans or foreign investment.
  • Engage in continuous self-promotion by participating in video and photo opportunities at private or public functions, conferences along with associating themselfves with athletes and others who are regarded as “famous”.



Education:                 
                      A tertiary level education is .not a requirement but is helpful

Benefits:                               
·         salary ranges $4,000,000 to $5,000,000  or higher
·         Multi-million dollar housing in upscale neighborhood
·         generous housing allowance
·         staff to attend to residence and a driver
·         latest model luxury car.
·         substantial bonus for selling out any government owned entity   to foreign companies.
·         substantial bonus for signing loans and foreign investments.

·         travelling the world under the pretense of engaging in            international business. 

·         travelling first class on commercial carriers with an entourage that includes family members.

·         Occupying luxury hotel accommodations, dining at expensive restaurants, and shopping at high end stores both locally and internationally

·         Maintaining a lavish lifestyle with taxpayers money

Other Requirements:           
  • an ability to coerce voters with no intention of following through with campaign promises
  •  ability to use tax payers funds for personal gains  without conscience
  •  ability to engage in negotiations on behalf of the country with no accountability to the public  on the details of the discussions
  •  The ability to demonstrate a lack of conscience for those burdened by continuous increases due to the fact that the minister will not have to pay for the use of these essentials while in public office.   





                                   




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